A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks. The two Americans just stare at him. "Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tries. The t…

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's …

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like f…

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adultsare hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes itvery easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" even when you don't know anything. The boy decides to go hom…

A little boy goes to his Dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well, son let me try to explain it to you this way... I'm the bread winner of the family, so let's call me 'Capitalism'. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the househo…